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Briefings#Local Gov#Bureaucracy#Satire
City Council Votes to Study the Feasibility of Studying Something Else Next Year
Six hours of deliberation produced one motion, zero decisions, and a subcommittee tasked with deciding whether a subcommittee is necessary.
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08/06/2026 · 4 min read
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Signal#AI#Satire08/05/2026 · 6 min read
I Let an AI Rate This Blog's Bias and It Called Me Suspiciously Balanced
Turns out the machine trusts nobody equally, which is either the most fair system ever built or the least useful one.
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Off the Record#Privacy#Tech08/04/2026 · 5 min read
Turns Out Nobody Reads the Terms of Service, Including the People Who Wrote Them
A brief, unscientific survey of the people responsible for the document you scrolled past this morning.
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Briefings#Local Gov#Satire08/03/2026 · 3 min read
Local Man Discovers Local News, Immediately Regrets It
Ignorance, it turns out, was load-bearing.
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Signal#Tech#AI08/02/2026 · 5 min read
Your Smart Fridge Now Has Opinions About Your Diet
It started with a gentle nudge toward vegetables. It has escalated to passive-aggressive push notifications.
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Off the Record#Privacy#Satire08/01/2026 · 4 min read
A Eulogy for My Inbox, Which Died as It Lived: Unread
It is survived by 14,382 unopened newsletters and a single email from 2019 that I still intend to answer.
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Briefings#Bureaucracy#Local Gov07/30/2026 · 7 min read
Regulator Proposes New Rules; Everyone Agrees to Read Them Eventually
A 340-page draft has been circulated. Reactions range from "concerning" to "did we bring snacks."
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